Enter the Cafe’s ad writing contest

The Cafe is about to dab its toe into the waters of online advertising. The newsbloggers are chipping in a few bucks a piece to pay for a small initiative on Facebook. And we’d like your help. Not in paying for the ad, but in writing it. We need something punchy and catchy, no more than 135 characters. Shorter is probably better. Make your submissions in the comments of the item, or, if you don’t want to audition publicly, send your submission to our feedback address. The contest will be judged by the highly imperious news team, and its decision is final.