1. Pope makes former Anglican bishops monsignori. They can update their wardrobe here.
2. Mental health break from The Onion: Pope dials back on the Jesus talk.
3. Beauty is the eye of our peers. Or, how quickly our opinions can be changed by those around us, and we ain’t lyin’.
4. Clergy: Would you volunteer to lead the merger of parishes, or is too likely to end a blemish on anyone’s resume? This just in: Closing churches is tough for everyone.
5. Equal pay day for single young men.
6. Crystal Cathedral Founder Denounces Anti-Gay “Covenant”. The management disagrees with her dad.