If Jesus were on Facebook

At his blog, Eugene Cho reflects on what Jesus’s Facebook account would look like.


If Jesus were on facebook

By Eugene Cho at his blog

Some highlights:

Jesus has 777,777,777,777 fans.

The Disciples wrote on Peter’s wall: So, Jesus told us to walk up to people we don’t know, and basically steal their colt and donkey… This is sketchy, don’t you think???

The High Priests have created a group: How to Use the Temple for piety AND profit.

The High Priests have given Judas a gift: 30 pieces of Silver.

Judas and the High Priest are now friends.

Jesus has taken the “What Kind of Messiah are You?” quiz.

Jesus has given Roman Soldier a gift: A New Ear

Here is the .pdf of what Jesus’s Facebook wall might look like.

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