Who is heaven’s home team?

In this autumnal season, Episcopalians, as members of the Official Denomination of Major League Baseball, concentrate the full powers of their discernment on a single urgent theological question: who does God want to win the World Series?

Respond in the comments. Your answers should cite Augustine, Schleiermacher (yeah, I had to look up the spelling) or Annie Savoy. Heretical assertions (e. g. “God doesn’t care who wins the World Series) will result in disqualification.

Updated: as we are getting some very funny answers from first time commenters, we are going to waive the “sign your comment with your full name rule” just for this item.

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