The sequel to the U2charist, NOT

And now a note from the lighter side of the Anglican Communion. Sarah Dylan Breuer notes “A lot of people have been asking me … what other liturgical developments are in the pike. What I can say is that, having carefully pondered cultural and liturgical trends, I’ve decided that the Next Big Thing is most definitely NOT:”

Her top ten list of rejected ideas includes such gems as the R2D2charist (sure to be a hit at science fiction conventions), the Chattanooga Choo-Choocharist, and the Kazoocharist.

Now, it should be noted that I’m the Episcopal Cafe’s resident DJ and about fell over myself to defend the one-hit wonder who put out a certain single in the 80s (and the 90s) when Dylan couldn’t find theological grounds to put forward an “I Melt With You”-charist.

But I think the challenge is clear. We have to help her find the next big thing!

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